Magic Feminine Box REALLY Changed My Gender! 👰♀️💅 Part 3
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Stewart never got the talking thing to him.
It seemed a waste to use hundreds of words when a few grunts could convey much the same message. And what he didn't get about girls is they seem to think silence is just there to fill in with words around Katie, Emma, and Terry. If silence was truly golden, then Amy would be bankrupt forever. Amy tried to hold up her end of the conversation, but she was way out of her depth and before too long the other girls seemed to sense something was wrong.
He knew this because Katie said, is something wrong. Amy, you don't seem yourself this morning. You don't know the half of it. Amy smiled as she sat in the food court trying not to look at the boys, looking at her. Anything we can help you with? Terry asked. Reaching out and taking Amy's hand? I don't think so.
Unless you know someone in Hong Kong. Huh? Forget it. Don't worry. I am. Okay. She smiled. Finishing a salad sandwich she had bought when the others did, even though she'd rather have a burger and fries. Where to now? Emma asked, I need to go to the ladies room. Katie announced, thus Amy was introduced to another female tradition going to the ladies room in groups.
The women's toilets weren't half as smelly, but there was a bit of a cue, so the four of them waited patiently and chatted some more. Being the last in, she was the last out, and she found her new friends standing around the mirror either washing their hands or reapplying makeup. She walked to the basin and washed her hands, only half listening to the conversation.
That was until they discussed what they were doing that night, and Katie mentioned the fact that she was going out with Steve Ellis. I thought you hated him. Amy said hated him. I've been going out with him for over six months. Yeah, Emma giggled. They're practically married. This was news to Amy as far as she knew.
Katie did hate the guy. He'd sniffed around her for a while, but she wasn't interested. Steve and Stewart didn't exactly get on coming to blows on more than one occasion, especially when Steve wouldn't take Katie's answer of no. It seemed like more than her gender had changed. How was your day, honey?
Susan asked Amy a, she walked into the kitchen. Great. Amy answered sarcastically well, as Tammy Wynette once said, sometimes it hard to be a woman. I have no idea who Tammy Wynette is, but I would've gladly taken her word for it without this practical demonstration. Amy grumbled as she motioned to her body, and I could have done without the shopping trip today.
Well, you did have to get out of the house, and sooner is better than later. I could have lived with later. Mom, you have to get used to being Amy. Now, if we can't get you back to normal in the next two weeks, you will just have to go to school as Amy. The girl shuttered at the thought of the school dress she'd seen hanging in her wardrobe earlier.
I know it's just not easy for me, mom. I know sweetie. Susan said hugging her. There still hasn't been a reply from Wang though, so we may well have to go to Hong Kong. Susan searched her daughter's eyes for a second and said There is something else bothering you. Isn't there? Sort of. Did you know Katie has a boyfriend?
No, but good for her. You think he must have something going for him? I mean, Katie is a sensible girl and she seems to like the good guys. Well, not this time. Amy said, wondering which nice guy her mother was talking about. To her knowledge, Katie had never really liked any guy in particular. Oh, well, she added Terry and Emma invited me over to Emma's house to watch some stupid chick flicks tonight.
But before you say anything, I said no. So what are you going to do instead? Take off this damned uncomfortable bra. Put on a pair of shorts, a baggy t-shirt, and then I'm going to sit down and watch the football and think, boy, thoughts. I have had enough of Girl World for one day. Susan thought about it for a second and came to the conclusion that Amy was probably right.
No point in pushing the girl too far besides Susan, though later as she looked at Amy, stretched out on the sofa. Even in shorts and a t-shirt. She still looked very cute. Oy face ache. Get up. We've got work to do. Huh? Amy said as she was wrenched from her slumber, I said, get up. Jade repeated. I said I was going to help and I will, but I get to pick the lesson times lesson.
Amy looked at the bedside clock. I didn't think it was ever this early on a Sunday morning. Well, there's a lot you don't know, sister, dear. That's what today is about. I'm going to teach you everything you ever wanted to know about being a girl, but we're afraid to ask. Doesn't the Bible say something about not working on the Sabbath?
You even thought about getting into motivational speaking. Amy asked as she swung her legs out of bed and sat up. No good. Jade ignored that last little bit. You've got 45 minutes to eat some breakfast, by the way. You look so cute. Amy looked into the mirror as she stood. She was wearing the same baggy t-shirt she had on the night before and her panties just peaked out from underneath.
But worst was the fact that her hair had that just been shagged look, as Stewart and his friends referred to it. Forget what I said about the Bible, jade, because if there was a God, he'd do the honorable thing and strike either me or preferably you. Dead hustle sweetie. Jade laughed. You've got a lot to learn today.
After two pieces of white toast and a long hot shower, Amy felt a little better, but as she wrapped a towel around herself, she wasn't looking forward to Jade playing. Teacher Jade for her part was anxious to get underway. Did you wash and condition your hair? She asked when she walked into the bathroom.
Yep. Good. Jade simply reached into the cupboard and pulled out a bar of soap, a tube of cheap moisturizer and a Silk care. Ladies razor. Be nice Amy. It may well get bloody. You're kidding. Nope. Any girl that doesn't shave her legs and underarms is seen as either a lesbian or a French woman. And personally, I don't know what's worse.
Just wet the soap and cover your right leg from just above the knee down to the feet. There are just some things I won't do for you, do for you. She stopped while Amy did that. Now watch carefully because you'll be doing most of this. Angling the blade, so it was just right. Jade started from the ankle and in a long, careful continuous stroke.
She ran the razor right up the front of her sister's calf. It's that simple. She stated, just keep doing that, including the back, and then repeat it for the other leg. It's pretty much the same for the underarms. When you're done, rub some moisturizer over them and meet me in your room. How'd you go? Jade asked as Amy walked into her bedroom wearing the same robe as she had the day before.
I see what you mean about getting bloody. Amy replied, showing a bit of a nasty nick on the back of her left calf. Call it a war wound. Jade smiled. Now come and sit and I'll teach you some basic hairstyles. You know that this is all being stored up here. Amy tapped her forehead and I will repay you back for every little bit of it.
I wouldn't expect anything less. Jade shrugged. Now. I borrowed some books from friends. There are all sorts of styles in here. I want you to study them, and there will be a test at the end of the week. Right now, I will teach you the basic ponytail, how to do plate your hair, and how to put it up. Trust you to be so helpful.
Now, where were you when I wanted Kelly Barnes' phone number? Shut up and watch Amy, and then we'll move on to makeup. An hour and a half later, Jade pulled out some makeup and said, now the trick to putting on makeup is to make it look like you're not wearing it. At the risk of putting Max Factor and L'Oreal out of business, Jade, there's an easy way to achieve that.
Don't put any of the shit on your face. That would be too easy, Amy, and much less fun. How did I know you were going to say that? It was 1:00 PM when Amy finally got out of her sister's clutches and got dressed. She could still taste the lipstick and smell the perfume. Jade had liberally applied. Jade had been pushing for a dress, but she wouldn't hear of it.
Instead, she put on jeans and what he later learned was a lavender colored peasant shirt with a scooped neckline and cap sleeves. She didn't overly care. It was feminine enough to keep her mother and sister off her back, yet comfortable enough to get around in. By this time, Amy had been a girl for a little over 48 hours, and she knew more about being a girl than she even wanted to know.
She walked into the kitchen where Susan was sitting, looking at some paperwork and eating lunch at the same time. What are you doing? Just working out our finances love. It's always important, but if we want to get you and me back to Hong Kong, we'll really have to tighten our belts. Well, at least I have the waste for it.
Now, Amy quipped, something doesn't add up here. Susan said, running some more number though a calculator. There seems to be over $500 missing from my bank account. Probably a bank error. Mom, you know what they're like. True. I'll give them a call tomorrow to see if they can straighten it out. Anyway, sweetie, while I've got you here, there are a couple of things we need to talk about.
This doesn't sound good. The girl said sitting at the table. Go on then let's get it over with. Well, the first is your birthday, Susan said as she picked at her stir fry. That's easy. It's canceled this year. Next. Not so fast. Princess Amy Grimaced at that. You know what a big deal your grandmother makes for the four of you to her Jade's, your two cousins and your birthdays are the highlights of her year.
The whole family goes out for tea at a nice restaurant. That is not going to change this Y year. Okay? But I'm not getting dressed up. Yes, you are a dress pantyhose and heels the whole deal. It won't kill you for one night. It's not your grandmother's fault. You went looking for your presence early, and I'll be buggered if I have to put up with her whinging to me about missing out on a birthday meal.
This is non-negotiable. If you don't do it to help me out, I won't help you out by going back to Hong Kong. Got it. I don't have a choice, do I? Amy Grumbled. Good. Now getting back to the money. I get good money at work, but when I have to pay for the house, run the car and keep you and Jade fed and clothed, there's not much leftover.
The simple fact is we need more money coming in. The sooner someone earns it, the quicker we find Mama Chow. Someone. I take it, you mean me. You're quick. I think you can do a few nights a week after school and maybe a Saturday as well. Anything you can add to the kitty, I'll match dollar for dollar. Amy got up and started to walk away.
Where are you going? Susan asked. Just going to check my room and make sure there are no wire hangers in there. You're reminding me of someone Amy told her. Keep that up and I'll get Jade to teach you about feminine hygiene. Think about that job. Okay. Amy sighed long and loud. Yeah. All right. This really sucks.
Amy said a little later, what does, I'm bored stupid, Jade. Well, that wouldn't be a long journey. I'm serious. There's two weeks of holidays before the new school year starts, and here I am looking like a stupid teeny bopper girl. So in Jade said, as she absently, flicked through the channels on the tv, hoping to find something other than sport to watch.
So last Sunday I was playing cricket with my friends and then we spent the night rehearsing the band. It may sound stupid, but I miss my friends. That bunch of losers, Jade laughed. Exactly whose turn is it to have the brain they share this week. That's great. Coming from a girl whose friends have all of the mental capabilities of a Barbie doll, but none of her looks.
Amy shot back. Will you stop bothering me Amy? If you miss the Neanderthal so much, go and see them. Amy seemed to look down at her cleavage and think for a second. Uh, I might give it a Miss. Jade turned off the television and smiled. Oh, I get it. She said, you're worried about what your deadbeat friends will make of the new you?
No. Well, sort of, yes. Jade waited until Amy sat on the couch and then she continued The most important subject of all boys. The younger sister was about to interrupt, but Jade put her hand up to stop her. Before you start, you know about boys as a boy, a totally different thing to understanding them as a girl.
I don't suppose there is any way I can get out of this chat, at least. Let me put it off until tomorrow. Nope. Jade said emphatically. It's simple. Really. Rule one, all boys are ars assholes. Rule two, if in doubt, refer to rule one. What can I say? Amy asked That was worth waiting for, wasn't it? You really want me to tell you about boys?
Jade asked. A little surprised. No, but I guess I should know. Okay, Jade sat back inside. The thing you really need to know is that all of the rules have changed for you. If you don't look interested in boys, you're either seen as a lesbian or frigid, and probably for you the worst is the fact that you'll go back to school without a boyfriend.
That's bad. How Amy asked in all innocence, God, you can be dense sometimes. Jade said, shaking her head. It's a new school year and reputations are important. Any boy with a pulse who doesn't have a girlfriend is on the prowl. So any girl without a guy is considered fair game. I've got a feeling you're going to be very, very popular.
She finished with a big grin. You know something, Jade? What? I used to think you were a sadist and. Jade asked. I was right the next morning. Susan got worried. Amy was up early and even showered without having to be pushed into the bathroom when the stink got too much. Jade woke up not long after, and she too was shocked.
She said to her mother, normally Stewart doesn't start the day before 11:00 AM and I always thought he was allergic to water or afraid of it. What's going on? Your guess is as good as mine. Susan replied with a shrug. About 15 minutes later, the bathroom door opened and Amy stepped out one towel around her petite body and another wrapping her damp hair.
Oh, she smiled. Seeing a curious pair at the other end of the hall. Morning, Jade, can you do me a favor, please? Ah, yeah, I guess what's up? Can you give me about 20 minutes and then come into my room? You haven't found a gun or something, have you? No, mom. I just need her help. What's going on? All will be revealed.
Amy said somewhat enigmatically the end.
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